Derober

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
This is too funny. Apparently after gaining WEIGHT for his role in the film Body of Lies Russell Crowe has decided he doesn’t want to shed it. No big deal, right. Problem is that he’s supposed to play Robinhood in the upcoming blockbuster film Nottingham directed by Ridley Scott. You may remember that Scott also directed another little film with Russell called Gladiator, in which Crowe played a thin man. To make matters worse Crowe is so fat that he managed to get Sienna Miller fired from the supporting role of Maid Marian because she looked too NOT FAT standing next to Crowe. Haha, F#$k you Jenny Craig. I can’t wait to see Robinhood whorfing down a giant chicken leg in front of numerous poor people. Because lets face it, Robinhood don’t givva shit about your tired and your hungry. Get a job!!