Victoria Beckham is worth 5 good minutes

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Bob ‘The Bitch’
You know despite looking like a hybrid of an alien and the T-1000 robot Victoria Beckham is sort of sexy. I mean she’s no Megan Fox or Angelina Jolie in her prime but I’d still eat the chunks of corn out of her belly button. And she has that special quality look in a woman I dream of in that it always appears that sex is on her mind. Lets face it, we don’t see Victoria Beckham marketing sodas, tampons, children’s books and cotton candy. She markets sex, pure and simple. In this ad she is marketing Armani underwear. And you know what…I kind of want to buy a pair for myself.- That and rub one out on my keyboard. Judge me if you like, I value your opinion.

At the end of the day I can only think of one way this photo can get any better….

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Comments (2) “Victoria Beckham is worth 5 good minutes”

AnonymousMarch 20, 2009 @ 11:51 am


You suckDecember 25, 2010 @ 7:13 pm

you really, really suck at photoshop. This is drivel, crap, garbage, shit. Stop wasting your time with this shit and learn an actual skill.

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