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John:
Spencer and Heidi are the new spokespeople for American turncoats. Just three months ago, the two campaigned hard for McCain and Palin, even appearing in wearing Palin T-Shirts holding shotguns and Budweiser. So either a donkey kicked these two between the eyes or Spencer and Heidi think America has the collective memory of a goldfish. The only thing better than watching these two fail is if they did it in the jaws of a hungry giant.

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Apparently this is what great actors do when they trade in their former job as an actor for massive quanities of drugs. Results are unstable at best. This video of Pheonix was taken Friday night at a club in Las Vegas. Enjoy…ya know, or don’t.

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John:
Katie Holmes is the new spokes person for Miu Miu and apparently that’s a big name in fashion, not just an oversized fat-people blouse. And high art is now considered to be somebody putting their hand in a fire. I just convinced my roommate to put his hand on our hot stove and took some pictures. I’m not sure if it’s art worthy, but it sure was funny to see him suffer.

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
You know despite looking like a hybrid of an alien and the T-1000 robot Victoria Beckham is sort of sexy. I mean she’s no Megan Fox or Angelina Jolie in her prime but I’d still eat the chunks of corn out of her belly button. And she has that special quality look in a woman I dream of in that it always appears that sex is on her mind. Lets face it, we don’t see Victoria Beckham marketing sodas, tampons, children’s books and cotton candy. She markets sex, pure and simple. In this ad she is marketing Armani underwear. And you know what…I kind of want to buy a pair for myself.- That and rub one out on my keyboard. Judge me if you like, I value your opinion.

At the end of the day I can only think of one way this photo can get any better….

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
This is too funny. Apparently after gaining WEIGHT for his role in the film Body of Lies Russell Crowe has decided he doesn’t want to shed it. No big deal, right. Problem is that he’s supposed to play Robinhood in the upcoming blockbuster film Nottingham directed by Ridley Scott. You may remember that Scott also directed another little film with Russell called Gladiator, in which Crowe played a thin man. To make matters worse Crowe is so fat that he managed to get Sienna Miller fired from the supporting role of Maid Marian because she looked too NOT FAT standing next to Crowe. Haha, F#$k you Jenny Craig. I can’t wait to see Robinhood whorfing down a giant chicken leg in front of numerous poor people. Because lets face it, Robinhood don’t givva shit about your tired and your hungry. Get a job!!

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