Lily Allen’s biggest fan is an opportunist
~ Roll mouse over photo to Derobe ~

John:
I like this kid. No, I LOVE this kid. I’m naming him Tommy. Tommy is going to have a great life. He’s passionate and when he sees something, he goes after it. In this case, it’s Lily Allen’s whoozeewhatsit. But tomorrow it’ll be the entire Laker Cheerleading squad. I’m telling you, this kid is a tyrant in the making. And I will serve under his regime.