Hayden and Milo finished??

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
I’ve just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. I need all of you, to stop what you’re doing and listen…CANNONBALL. I’d say Ron said it best here, because lets face it who gives a sh@t about Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimiglia. I mean sure I’d hold Hayden down and make her recite the alphabet backwards whilst I defiled her. But, hey, that’s gravity right? Certain things just are, and certain people just do. Where was I going with this? Oh yeah, for those of you who still care, the powers that be have determined that the couple has broken up.

Heroes costars Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimiglia have called it quits, Usmagazine.com has learned.
“It was a lifestyle conflict,” a source close to the couple tells Us, adding that the split happened within the last week. “They were in very different places.”
Adds the insider, “They are still on friendly terms. There are no hard feelings.”
The source tells Us that Panettiere, 19, “is young. She likes to go out in the Hollywood scene and that’s not his style.”

And I for one am sad. I mean relationships are hard these days and I just hate to see 19 year old famous millionaires depressed. It just irks me something awful. You know like winning the lottery irks one. Ah…se la vie.

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