Life is soooooooo hard

More: paris hilton
February 21st, 2009

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John:
Paris Hilton went clubbing last night as some sort of depressed ballerina. Last week I tried to nickname her ‘the world owes me everything’ but it didn’t stick. So I’m trying it again…
The World Owes Me Everything went clubbing last night as some sort of depressed ballerina. ‘World’ was reportedly distraught over a recent caviar purchase-gone-awry. ‘World’ decided to leave all her troubles behind by going some fancy LA club. ‘World’ entered the club and promptly announced to the room. “I’m here. Now give me everything.”

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GlossLip » All Around The Blogosphere — February 27, 2009 @ 6:43 am

[…] The World Owes Me Everything, otherwise known as Paris Hilton, is afraid the pink slugs on her face are going to eat her! – Derober […]

Brooke — March 1, 2009 @ 8:40 pm

AHAHAHA the tiny violin makes my day.

paul — March 21, 2009 @ 1:27 pm

she is so ugly. seriously, she looks like a strange and unfortunate looking animal or perhaps bird. i pity all the men who have had to pretend to enjoy fucking her. ugly + loose = the worst

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