Derober

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John:
20. She’s 20 and looks like a senior citizen so it’s appropriate that she’d be walking around the streets of Miami looking for a retirement villa. Let’s face it, she’s had a shit year and has a shit family and that’s gonna wear on a person. Not to defend her, she’s a mess, but I like my glass half full.

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John:
These are pretty bad here. These are so bad I actually feel bad for Madonna. I’m sure she’s on all fours hunting down whoever leaked these photos. Here’s some advice to the guy she’s hunting…RUN! Ran fast and hard, use the river and don’t sleep. You’ve angered that which should not be angered…

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John:
I didn’t know Kutcher was into oversharing but I’m glad that he is. Aside from the money shot of Demi Moore, these are the actual Tweets Ashton sent:

watching my wife steam my suit while wearing a bikini. I love God!
9:43 AM Mar 21st from TweetDeck

I’m not wearing the bikini she is that’s what makes it so glorious
9:46 AM Mar 21st from TweetDeck

shhh don’t tell wifey http://twitpic.com/2bj58
10:11 AM Mar 21st from TweetDeck

I like this guy. I really do. Good effort and thanks for sharing!

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Part of the PG Porn series (totally SFW). Enjoy!

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John:
Usher went to Paris to celebrate his wife not being dead with a really amazing looking stripper. I almost called her a hooker but she’s way too hot for that. I mean, she hooked once or twice but for like drug czars and oil magnates. So I don’t blame him. No, not one bit. 

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