Nothing about this photo makes sense…
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John:
Paris Hilton is still at the beach in Hawaii. We don’t know if she has slept or gone inside. We will fill you in if this happens although it seems unlikely. We don’t know why we don’t like Paris. It’s not her false sense of entitlement or the fact that she thinks a gallon of milk costs $58. When we pinpoint the hatred we’ll let you know.