Derober

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John:
Paris Hilton is still at the beach in Hawaii. We don’t know if she has slept or gone inside. We will fill you in if this happens although it seems unlikely. We don’t know why we don’t like Paris. It’s not her false sense of entitlement or the fact that she thinks a gallon of milk costs $58. When we pinpoint the hatred we’ll let you know.

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
I know what you’re all thinking. This photo rocks. It does so little yet says so much. It’s as if I summed up Paris’ entire life in one derobing. Your welcome internet. Look at her. You’re looking at woman that would auction off an entire village of Rwandan children if she thought it could get her a new pair of Dior sunglasses. But lets not kid ourselves, Paris doesn’t need the money. It’s more likely she would eat the Rwandan kids for a little PR. I can see the add now for her bid to be the next president of the United States. Rwandan cannibal, or presidential hopeful?? You decide.

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John:
I don’t even know what I’m looking at here. Is this English? Do I need some sort of google translator here?From what I gather it looks like Suri Cruise is now dating a midget and the Bachelor got a sex change. Aside from that, I just see some garbage cans and used needles.  

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John:
Chris Brown’s name will remain on the ballots for Favorite Male Singer and Favorite Song according to Nickelodeon. In their defense he he is a piece of garbage. And now the kid’s show is going to let this guy near other children? Chris Brown belongs with people his own age… in the California penal system. His whole life should come with a warning label. 

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John:
Miranda Kerr is in a bikini for Victoria Secret’s latest catalogue. I celebrate Miranda’s entire collection. One time I got really angry at this dude outside a bar, things escalated quickly, and right when I was about to knock him out with a single punch a bus with Miranda Kerr’s photo on the side of it drove by. My opponent and I stopped and stared. It was beautiful…

And then I knocked him out with a single punch

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