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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Paris Hilton’s juggs are like the mutant villain Mystique. They’re in a constant state of change–like the weather. I don’t know what she stuffs her bra with but my guess is either a tuba or a bag of Tonka trucks. Either way, they’re about as legit as the statement that ‘I HAD SEX with Megan Fox last week.’ And if you believe that I don’t blame you. I often wonder why wouldn’t the world’s hottest girl have sex with the world’s most eligible bachelor 25 years running. God I’m depressed. DIET COKE!!!

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John:
Did some girl at the Make A Wish Foundation just get her wish? I don’t get it. Her name is Amber Rose. I’m still digging around to see if that’s her real name or her stripper handle. Either way, it’s safe to assume this is a publicity stunt. This girl (if she is a girl) is just the flavor of the hour. And it’s gonna’ get stale reeeeeeel fast. He’s going to feed her after midnight and it’s all downhill from there. 

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