Derober

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John:
Sadly, Heidi and Spencer are not going to get the swine flu this week. But they’ll grow tired of the masks they pretend to wear for 20 min. while cameras are around. And they’ll get what’s coming to ‘em. In a sad admission, Heidi looks smoking hot in the photos below. Sorry, it’s true.

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John:
Here is Paris Hilton’s new campaign for Guess’ spring collection. She looks like she’s about to fart. For all I know, she could be sitting on a toilet. Oh, Paris, you’re a clown, but you’re a rich clown. So I hope you’re happy.

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John:
This photo is what Derober is really all about. Roll your mouse over it and have a laugh. Ashley has dropped off the radar recently because nobody cares but we just wanted to let her know that we’re here…and we’re waiting.

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John:
Times must be tough. Poor guy. Anyway, he’s Paris Hilton shopping in London without a bra on. I like when she does this, it’s like she looks at all the stuff she packed and says to herself, ‘you know what’s funny, I didn’t pack any panties either.’

I just made all that up but I’m pretty sure every word of it was true.

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