There has been a terrible mistake
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John:
Tila Tequila and Billy Corgan are dating. Why not? He appears to be some sort of giant and she scurries about like an energetic squirrel. Where am I going with this, you ask? I’ll tell you. Don’t have sex with tall women. It’s scientifically proven that they are less fun (and certainly less agile) in bed. This is a good match and I’m sure it will last for years to come.
Donald Trump $$$
Leonardo Dicaprio $$
Justin Timberlake -$
Christina Aguilera $$
Eva Longoria $$
Hillary Duff -$
