A little teeth whitening goes a long way, Anna Faris
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John:
Here’s Anna on the red carpet for her new flop, Observe and Report. Anna’s a talent, nobody is going to deny that but the facts remain, she’s not dating me. Not dating me comes with a whole buncha’ Karmic consequences including movie flops. Hey, I didn’t make the rules, folks.