Who are those two bitter ladies behind my wife?
~ Roll mouse over photo to Derobe ~

John:
Laura Vandervoort of Smallville went to the premiere of Into the Blue and forgot to invite me. It’s fine, we’re going through a rough patch because of some other supermodel that happened a long time ago but that’s not the point. The point is, I don’t know who those chicks photobombing my wife are, but they’d better tone down the ‘jealous much meter’ before I have to intervene.
And I will intervene. It’s one of my favorite words to do