Is that…is that Clay Aiken?
~ Roll mouse over photo to Derobe ~

John:
Times must be tough. Poor guy. Anyway, he’s Paris Hilton shopping in London without a bra on. I like when she does this, it’s like she looks at all the stuff she packed and says to herself, ‘you know what’s funny, I didn’t pack any panties either.’
I just made all that up but I’m pretty sure every word of it was true.