Derober

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John:
Here’s Anna on the red carpet for her new flop, Observe and Report. Anna’s a talent, nobody is going to deny that but the facts remain, she’s not dating me. Not dating me comes with a whole buncha’ Karmic consequences including movie flops. Hey, I didn’t make the rules, folks.

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John:
Tila Tequila and Billy Corgan are dating. Why not? He appears to be some sort of giant and she scurries about like an energetic squirrel. Where am I going with this, you ask? I’ll tell you. Don’t have sex with tall women. It’s scientifically proven that they are less fun (and certainly less agile) in bed. This is a good match and I’m sure it will last for years to come.

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John:
Paris Hilton is shooting a video today and she looks great. And by ‘great’ I mean ‘retarded’. If it wasn’t for the butlers, Paris wouldn’t know how to dress herself I’m guessing. If she thinks she can get by on her smoking hot looks and heiress fortune, she’s got another thing coming.

Life isn’t that easy.

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John:
Britney Spears is out on tour and apparently they are making stops at the Old Country Buffet. I don’t really know what’s going on in this picture but I counted no less than 27 fatal errors before I quit counting. It’s not that I got bored ‘er nuthin’, I just can’t count past 27.

Here, I’ll try. 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, potato

Damn!

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