Brad Pitt sleeps alone
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Not only is the happiest couple in the world getting married, they are sleeping in separate beds. According to “reliable sources” Brad is aging backwards and Angelina keeps waking up in cold sweats thinking she is sleeping with a young boy. The kids are unaware of the situation and are too distracted by a simple game of tag because they are all saying “You’re it!” in different languages.