5 simple rules when dating Adriana Lima
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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
So if you’re ever in the rarefied position of meeting or dare I say dating Adriana Lima, here are a few simple rules to live by according to Adriana herself.
Have a hint of jealousy:
“I like jealous men. Everything has a limit, of course, but once in a while you have to stand up and say, ‘I love this person.’”
But don’t be too jealous:
“It’s never OK to defend my honor by beating someone up. You have to control yourself, even if the other person is drunk and crazy. Just say, ‘Let’s go home. Let’s leave.’ You don’t have to say a thing to him. I don’t like fights. I don’t like aggressive people.”
Sound convoluted enough. For the rest of Adriana’s impossible standards click here.
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