The Victoria Secret Fashion show: once again better than a slow jack and a belly rub

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Darby Gunpowder:
The most beautimous dames in the world were out last Saturday at the Fontainebleau Miami Beach Hotel for the annual Victoria Secret Fashion Show -or as I like to call it, 2 spoons please num num num num. The show airs on CBS Dec. 3, 2008. and includes the likes of Marisa Miller, Heidi Klum, Miranda Kerr, Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosia.
This event inspired me to watchThe Secret this past weekend and after watching it, I made my own vision board for luxury items I want someday. The smart people on the video said that if the picture is on the vision board, I WILL get it. I put one thing on it: a photo montage of the Victoria Secret fashion show. No Lamborghini, no Spencer Pratt tombstones, no 80 inch flat screen TV, no Tony Little Gazelle, no Sham-Wow!, no Asian hookers -just the Victoria Secret Fashion show. If I don’t go this next year, when all the legends are still around (aka not fat/saggy) it will be like watching the present day Chicago Bulls..

This asshole had a baby in August

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John:
Victoria Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio had a photo shoot yesterday after giving birth to a baby girl in August. How is this even possible? Did the baby weigh 3 oz.? Don’t the doctors like stitch up the vag so you can’t do shit for like 2 weeks anyway? I’m an expert at vagina stuff, people. And what I’m looking at doesn’t seem possible.

Note: I know this had more to do with a diet and exercise program but I like to slip in that I’m a vagina expert whenever possible.