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John:
Enchanted held its #1 spot at the box office over the weekend taking in $16.4 million. Amy Adams, who plays the lead character, Giselle, a wide-eyed princess-to-be, is a hit. Yep, the chick with braces who almost married DiCaprio in Catch Me if You Can is a movie star. We do so rarely compliment celebrities on our little blog. But congrats Amy! Here is our unsolicited advice on having a long and lasting carrier, a road map for success if you will.

#1 Marry beneath you. Love is forever so a prenup won’t be necessary.
#2 Get pregnant immediately.
#3 Pose for Vanity Fair nude holding your belly.
#4 Name the child after a common fruit.
#5 Make three sequels to Enchanted.
#6 Get involved in politics, people are listening.
#7 Buy a Prius and adopt 7 children from countries ending with ‘Mibia.’

This should get the ball rolling. Good luck!