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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Let me start off by saying it’s not what it looks like. I hear in some cultures sticking your finger in another man’s ass is perfectly normal. Kind of like bowing is to the Chinese, or blowing a total stranger is to a Saigon whore. Just simple courtesy I’m told. So these photos of Kevin Spacey pulling a kid’s pants down and spanking him shouldn’t come as much of a surprise to you John Q. Public. But on a more serious note, if you were born in America and like me then you’re probably a tad bit skeptical of Spacey’s alleged heterosexual image. He has showed up to numerous award shows in the past with beautiful women at his side and has never officially come out of the closet. However, these pictures might just have blown those hinges clean off. But either or I think Seinfeld said it best when he uttered, “not that there’s anything wrong with that.” It does, however, make for one hell of an interesting story though; I’m just sure Spacey’s publicist would agree.

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Darby Gunpowder:
That’s not true at all. I don’t know why I keep making up fake news today, but on a true note, Winehouse did visit her boyfriend in the big house and lifted up her shirt and pressed her gross Meth-body against the glass in the visitation room. I didn’t have any photos of Amy actually doing this, so I thought a photo of her getting hit by a car is equally as shocking.

I drank a lot of whiskey last night…

Anyway, the story goes a li’ll somthin like this according to The Sun:

The Rehab singer was visiting hubby BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL when she yanked her top down, pressed her boobs against a glass booth and writhed suggestively.
One visitor said: “It was not a pleasant sight. Amy seemed completely out of it.”

I just had a who-can-puke-more contest with myself and I won.

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Looking at Amy Winehouse’s maim of pubic hair is like being subjected to Chinese water torture while the movie Pearl Harbor plays on a loop in the background. It looks like an army of spiders are on the verge of leaping out of her vagina. This pubetastic stunt coming just moments after Amy gave an arm bar to the face of her own guard. Which makes me think why the f$ck do we put up with Amy?? I mean really, it’s like being in grade school and being told by the fat girl with braces that I’m not invited to her birthday party. But I must admit, the spectacle that is Amy Winehouse is always good for a laugh.

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
First off, let me start by saying I now know what a chicken looks like running with its head cut off. Chimpanzees look at Amy Winehouse and say, “how primitive.” And I for one am sure I saw the image of Winehouse’s body last night floating in the toilet. I should point out it WAS ‘Taco Tuesday’. Anyways, these images were taken of Winehouse last night. Apparently while walking home with her dad the voices in Amy’s head inspired her to pull a Forest Gump and run. She sprinted awkwardly away from the papz into oncoming traffic and then flagged down a civilian driving a convertible. She jumped into the vehicle with the grace of a special olympian and left the scene only to arrive at her house an hour later. No word yet on whether her father made it back home, however, the driver was seen abandoning his car where he then proceeded to light himself on fire, or so I’m told.

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‘Bob ‘The Bitch’:
I’ve never wanted to avoid a pair of breasts more than I do now. Amy Winehouse’s nipples are a gag fest. They’re only good for milking crack addicts. They should come with a disclaimer that reads ‘these nips can cause sudden involuntary bowel movements, dissy-spells and delusions of Satan driving a big-rig truck’. In addition to the atrocities that are Amy’s boobs, there is a video that one of Amy’s ‘friends’ sent to the media that shows Amy singing a racist jingle for her boyfriend Blake. It’s catchy, in a post apocalyptic sort of way.