Amy Winehouse sports bra made of mascara

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WTF? Amy Winehouse cooperated for once. Grammy officials expressed concern that US audiences may be offended by her topless tattoo. She simply drew a bra with her vat of mascara to conceal the unmentionables. Since when did America get offended by a sketch of a woman’s boobs?? I can turn on the TV any day of the week and hear Jane Fonda using the C-Word or Tyra Banks stripping down. I’m confused.

Amy Winehouse moves in with the Osbournes…I think you get the picture

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Dee:
Straight out of rehab and back into the looney bin. Page Six is reporting that Amy Winehouse has just shacked up with the Osbournes:

She’s moving in with Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne and their daughter, Kelly, in the guesthouse of their estate outside London. The stick-figured “Rehab” singer, just out of rehab herself, is a longtime pal of Kelly, also a former rehabber. “Kelly has always been there for Amy, they are very tight,” a source tells London’s Daily Mirror.

This sounds lovely. What’s next, Britney moves in with one of the Olson twins?? Just sad.

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
I always wondered what it would look like if you detonated a hydrogen bomb in a giant vat of shit. This is it.

What did $1,000 a day get Amy Winehouse?

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Dee:
While in prison Amy’s bo Blake Fielder-Civil wrote a letter to his father in regards to Amy’s addiction to drugs. According to News of the World, Blake hoped that rehab would get Amy off of her $1,000 a day coke and crack addiction. Blake went on:

“I want Amy to grab this opportunity in rehab so we can have a marriage and future together. Because the way she’s going I really fear I will come out of prison to no wife.
“I dread my cell door being opened and the chaplain informing me, ‘Amy’s dead.’
“I have that nightmare three or four times a week.

We’re all hoping that Amy spends that money each day on shoes. Not drugs.

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Actually, she’d be well-advised to spend that money on cosmetic make-up and better whigs. Believe me, we’ve all seen her without it.

Amy Winehouse goes to rehab.

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Dee:
After being spotted around London with her father and a bodyguard to ‘monitor’ her, Amy Winehouse is going to get real help. The Grammy nominated star went to rehab after a 10 day bender on ecstacy, cocaine, and crack.
John:
Below is the video of Amy smoking crack. The Derobers were the first American blog to post the video. We also added subtitles. Defamer said some very nice words about our awesome blog regarding the Winehouse incident. Defamer writes:

“The Derober blog has helpfully captioned the clip, an effort which should also assist those whose office computers have no speakers in fully appreciating the important crack-is-wack message The Sun is hoping to communicate through the widespread dissemnation of footage of Winehouse’s latest rock-bottom moment.”

Breaking: Amy Winehouse caught smoking crack ON TAPE.

Dee:
This is truly sad. The talented and tortured Amy Winehouse is taped here smoking crack just minutes after snorting ecstacy and cocaine. The footage you see is taken from inside her East London home which is now squalid and infested by hangers-on and sycophants. Derober has subtitled the video to the best of our ability. You will find the subtitled video nowhere else. For all things Amy, click here. Full story here.

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Prediction…

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