If Amy Winehouse keeps up this ‘clingy’ behavior

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Dee:
Oh, how my little derobers just love to embellish. Anyways, according to Perezhilton.com, despite being threatened with divorce papers Amy Winehouse is still pursuing her boyfriend Blake Fielder-Civil with a reckless passion. Amy’s father explained,

“From Amy’s point of view, she would stick by him not matter what,” he says. “But he has said things like, ‘I want a divorce’.”
And pals agree Amy’s marriage is looking likely to collapse. “The Blake and Amy situation is imploding,” says a friend of the pair. “Blake has been listening to his mother, and he’s been hot and cold with Amy when they do meet.”

However, Blake’s recent perception of Amy as ‘Clingy’ has not stopped Amy from her obsessed ways. Her antics have only worsened as she recently dyed her hair blond (mistake) and got into a scuffle with a paparazzi photographer in London today. And as for Blake, well Amy still visits him regularly whether Blake wants her to or not.

Bob ‘The Bitch’
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I think Blake got himself thrown into prison just to take a little break from Amy Crack-House. But whether it’s true or not nothing brings me more joy than seeing Amy with a sledgehammer in her hands. Just fits.

Amy Winehouse caught looking stanger than usual.

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Dee:
Camera’s caught the Rehab singer getting dolled up for her weekly conjugal with husband-turned-prison-bitch Blake Fielder-Civil yesterday. She looks like she’s a a great deal of discomfort.

John:
Haaa. That baby has clothes on! More rum!

Guess who’s going to jail?

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Amy Winehouse
! She was taken in at 5PM ETT (Euro-Trash Time). Wino is being implicated in the bribery plot for which her 25-year-old husband, Blake, has been jailed since November.

A police spokesperson confirmed:

“A 24-year old woman (Winehoser) has been arrested by appointment at an east London police station. She is currently in custody. The arrest was in connection with an investigation into perverting the course of justice.”

This is a massive surprise to us all. I wonder if Amy had time to take the needles out of her arm when the fuzz hauled her off?

What’s missing from this picture…oh yeah

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Dee:
Little Miss Sunshine’s evil step-sister, Amy Winehouse, appears to back to her old habits again. Now, I’m no expert in forensics, but that white powdery residue lining Amy’s nostrils doesn’t look like make-up to me. Get your act together Amy, you have all the talent in the world and your blowing your chance right up the nose. Drugs aren’t the answer.

Bob ‘The Bitch’
‘The more you know’. A public advertisement brought to you by Dee.

Amy Winehouse before the ‘Star-Treatment’

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Dee:
In case anyone out there has ever been insecure about how they looked and wished ‘If I could only look like so and so celebrity, I’d be beautiful,’ this post is for you. It is important to remember that all celebrities came from somewhere and that getting the Hollywood ‘Star-Treatment’ is likely the main reason they look perfect and magnificent in every photo. So don’t be discouraged about your appearance, as there’s always room for improvement throughout your life.
Just look at Amy Winehouse in her teenage years. Does she look like someone you’d say ‘One day she’ll be famous’? Didn’t think so, and I bet Amy was more than a little insecure herself.

Bob ‘The Bitch’
In all honesty, Elvira is still disgusting…and that’s all I have to say about that.