Amy Winehouse gets booted offstage

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Dee:
Everyone’s favorite train wreck (from the UK) Amy Winehouse was booed offstage while at the first stop of her UK tour in Birmingham last night. Apparently, she was performing like a drunken slob as she mumbled the shitty lyrics of her songs to her adoring fans. Then, at one point, Amy dedicated a song to her recently departed husband (doing time) Blake Fielder-Civil who is currently in prison for witness tampering. The Crowd responded with an onslaught of boos which Amy retorted to by saying, according to BBC:
“To them people booing, wait ’til my husband gets out of incarceration. And I mean that.” She then stormed offstage in anger.

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Amy, in all honesty your husband is a drug addict and a criminal. You need to stop being the crazy chick that you are and realize that your fans are the only reason you’re famous. PS–you’re not enough of a diva to storm offstage. That right is reserved for women with talent, not drunken wh*%#s with bad dental plans.

Amy Wine-house raided by the Fuzz

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Dee:
This breaking story of Amy Winehouse’s house being raided last Thursday is all the buzz. Apparently, just hours after police raided their London house, Amy Winehouse’s husband, Blake, was picked up by police and sent straight to jail for attempting to “interfere with justice.” The Police had set up a sting operation and secretly videotaped meetings with the Wino’s husband in which he tried to bribe a man, that he had previously assaulted from not testifying at the impending trial or cooperating with police–kinda Mafia like. And all this bribery at the healthy price of $400,000. The singer was with her husband when he was arrested. Winehouse openly wept and screamed at police, “I want to go with him.” Sorry Amy, you’ll get through this.

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Ok, so I think I’ve seen this pattern before. Guy meets girl; girl falls in love with guy; guy screws girl over and gets their home raided by cops; guy goes to jail, girl is sad; girl realizes she’s multi-millionaire and buys new guy. Ahhh, love.

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Brace yourselves, Winehouse’s tour rider has been leaked.

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Dee:
For those who don’t know, a ‘tour rider’ is a list of little extras that a singer wants to have at his/her concert. Amy Winehouse has a lot of little extras. Her rider is nearly 5 pages long. We’ve put together a list of highlights. For more, check out Rolling Stone.

3 bottles red wine
1 (large) bottle vodka
1 bottle courvoisier
1 bottle crystal
20 fruit smoothies
3 cartons orange juice
1 case red bull
1 case diet coke
1 case coke
2 cases heineken
1 bag organic salad
2 bags of haribo sweets
2 chilled flutes of Vueve Cliquot immediately after show.
2 “sober assistants
2 cartons cigarettes
3 warm, fresh pizzas
1 pack green tea
1 kettle and toaster
2 bottles of jack daniels “at room temperature”
2 jars of honey
4 chicken wings
1 partridge in a pear tree (kidding)

John:
Amy just became my personal hero for a day. The scraps from her table could get a small island intoxicated. Amy, I’ll follow you anywhere.
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Amy Winehouse too drunk to perform

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John says:
At her concert in Zurich, Amy was drinking heavily on stage, cursing, and even crying. One fan said, “She was staggering all over the stage and couldn’t remember the lyrics to her own song.” C’mon everybody, the girl is famous for a song about rehab. What did you think you were going to get? Go Amy! I love this girl. At least she doesn’t pretend to be a bad girl like lil’ Avril. Nope. Wino is the real deal. Oh yeah, and you probably should get some help, dear. More Amy on Derober’s home page. Check it out and don’t forget to bookmark!

Winehouse Blows The Audience Away

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As I stood staring at this picture in a stupor, trying to figure out what to say I realized…no words are necessary. What do you guys think?.