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John:
Andy Dick was arrested outside a Buffalo Wild Wings last night. According to TMZ,

Cops tell us they responded to a report of a person peeing in the parking lot outside the wing joint, causing a disturbance.
Once there, they stopped a van and found Dick in the passenger seat. He was arrested for allegedly groping a 17-year-old girl’s breasts and pulling her top down.
When he was searched, cops say they found weed and one Xanax in his front pants pocket.

The only way this could be more redneck is if the van was sponsored by Mountain Dew and the girl he was groping was his sister.

~ Andy Dick is a child-molesting bum! ~

Darby Gunpowder:
I just hired Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag as vigilantes to hunt down and shoot Andy Dick for crimes against humanity. They can smell their own.