Angelina Jolie to give birth in French fortress

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The Sun is reporting that Angelina Jolie is planning on delivering her child in a French castle in honor of her French mother, Marcheline Bertrand. The breakfast conversation with Brad went exactly like this:

“Hi Honey, I picked up those cuff links you wanted from Macy’s and I’m going to birth my baby in a French fortress. Pass the bacon.’

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Burning Question: Is this Angelina Jolie’s license plate?

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Dee:
The story goes like this:
According AgentBedHead and ohnotheydidnt, the guy pictured below referred to only as ‘boyfriend’ was driving around New Orleans yesterday when he noticed a Honda Element driving in front of him with ‘Jolie’ tags. The burgeoning paparazzi pulls out his camera phone and snaps a couple pics. ‘Boyfriend’ then pulls up next to the car Continue Reading: Burning Question: Is this Angelina Jolie’s license plate?

Bidding on celebrity babies (pictures)

Dee:
It’s that time of year again -when celebrities get pregnant the tabloids pay top dollar for the first look at the newborn. According to MSN.com, Nicole Richie is selling pics of her new baby gal, Harlow to People magazine for a cool $1,000,000. Us Weekly and People magazine are in a bidding war for Cristina Aguilera’s li’l dude Max’s pictorial debut; we’re told these pics will go for around 1.5 mil.

But the “big money” will go to Brad and Angelina’s (possible) twin-kiddo photos. The bidding hasn’t started yet, but their first baby, Shilo’s pics sold for a retarded 4 million dollars -but, the loot did go to charity, so that makes it a little less retarded.

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Leo:
I wonder why my parents didn’t get paid any cash for my baby pictures? In fact, they PAID Olan Mills $29.99 for 2 8×10’s, 10 5×7’s and 20 wallet-sized baby pics.

There’s something different about Angelina Jolie…

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Dee:
Tonight at the Screen Actors Guild Awards, Angelina Jolie put all the pregnancy rumors to bed by wearing a tent to the show. We still can’t confirm if it’s twins or not. By the looks of it, we’re not ruling out triplets.
John:
The Derobers have obtained an exclusive photo of Brad Pitt’s sperm. True story. See for yourself.

Brad-y Bunch might be having twins.

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Dee:
Star Magazine is reporting the Angelina Jolie is pregnant with twins. I’ll repeat. Twins. “We all know that Star is a legitimate news source that only reports news after corroborating with two independent sources,” I just said sarcastically. Star writes:

“Angie has only discovered that she is eating for three over the past week, a source very close to the Lara Croft star reveals.
Star has learned that Angelina hastily cancelled a long-scheduled trip to Europe when she first found out about her pregnancy. “Brad and Angelina are absolutely ecstatic,” a second says. “But I still think there will be more adoptions to come.”