Forbes names Shiloh Jolie-Pitt ‘most influencial baby’

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Dee:
Forbes has named Brad and Angelina’s boo, Shiloh Jolie-Pitt, the most influential boo on the planet. To determine their list, Forbes narrowed their list down and then turned to a marketing research firm for awareness data for the kids and consumer-appeal rankings for their celebrity parents. Pretty weak, Forbes.

Baby Shiloh released a press statement early this morning:

“When I got the news, I had just crapped my pants and was stewing in it when my nanny brought me the news. I was shocked to say the least. I thought Suri Cruise was a shoe-in. Suri just called me on my plastic PlaySchool phone to congratulate me. I’d like to thank my sponsors, Brad and Jen Angie, as well as Baby Gap. I’m going to Darfur on Monday to lend a hand. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to spit up on my nanny’s shoulder.”

For the entire list, check out DListed.

Celebrity Look-A-Like – Angelina Jolie

 

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Is Lara Croft pregnant again?

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Bob ‘The Bitch’ says:
According to the Italian Media Angelina Jolie is pregnant again. No shit, sorry Brad. You admitted you wanted to be a father, little did you know when you signed up to be the father of Angelina’s children you would be running a day-care clinic. Watch out for boobie traps and always keep your hands firmly cupped around your testicles, because if this kid turns out to be anything like her mother than she’s bound to be a demonic spawn who cuts herself. Definitely, not to be trusted.

John:
Bob, what’s the weather like on fantasy island? I’ll bet it’s sunny and warm. Have you seen Anglelina lately? She’s so thin I don’t know what I’m looking at half the time. The baby would have to carry Angelina around. Don’t know how this load of crap made it from Italy to here. But leave it to Bob to believe any of it.

She used to be hip, now just a square.

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John says:
Let’s get it out in the open. Angelina used to fight mummies, tattoo herself, steal cars, and swap blood, all while wearing very little clothing. Now Suzie Homemaker is making projects that sound like boring breakfast cereals, Atlas Shrugged, The Good Shephard, and Mighty Heart. Here’s some advice: America loved you because you’re a statuasque headstrong badass. You’re a movie star, Angie, not an art house queen. There is a world of difference.

Bob ‘The Bitch’ says:
Well I think Angi’s just trying to branch out as an actor. I mean, lets face it, she’s done the ‘I’m a tough chick’ thing, and now she wants to show her nurturing side (whether it’s there or not). Remember, she has kids now and has to set a good example.

John says:
That’s a decent point Bob, but allow me to retort…you are a wussy, and a suck-up. Angi, has done more than enough to make her kids the happiest ones on earth. They don’t need Hallmark caliber movies; they need food, shelter, and the bare essentials. And by the way Bob, give it up, Angi will never go out with you…ever.

The Brad-y bunch adds another import to their garage

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Yes, it’s true, the Daily Mail claims that Brangolina are adopting yet another kid. A baby girl from Burma. I wonder how they go about selecting these “golden children”? Do they go by cuteness? Do they make the kids go through a Double Dare Physical Challenge? There are thousands of underprivileged children in 3rd world countries, so how do they choose -really? I personally think the choose by shaking and prodding them like fresh produce?

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