Derober

~ Roll mouse over photo to Derobe ~

John:
It’s Bar Refaeli holding a photo of Bar Refaeli behind a Bar Refaeli plane. Honestly, the only thing cooler than that are Ronald McDonald and Pillsbury Cinnamon Rolls. She’s the winner this year, no doubt about it. I’m supposed to say something mean here but I’m too busy thinking about eating a fresh cinnamon roll out of Bar’s belly button.
This is my fantasy. I don’t make fun of other people’s fantasies so back off.

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~ Roll mouse over photo to Derobe ~

John:
Bar Rafaeli was born on Hesperos just outside the Aron Galaxy. Her father was a ninja and her mom was Miss Universe (literally). She has come here to save us all from ourselves and “pound that earthling from Titanic.” All I wanted was a little dress diving action but she summoned a fire orb or some shit which sucked because I was really close and I never miss.

For all the Derober ‘dress diving’ episodes, click here.