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Darby Gunpowder:
…I have no idea. In Derober’s tireless quest to not mix celebrities and politics, every once in a while we are force fed Gerbers earwax-prune-queef flavored celebritics. So please try and digest the latest John McCain political ad. Apparently McCain’s camp featured Britney Spears and Paris Hilton in an Obama bash ad -which does get points for originality. Long story, short, Paris is pretending to be pissed even though her parents are huge McCain contributers. You be the judge because we don’t care…because we are fictional characters…who live on the moon. Here’s the story from E! Online:

“She’s on tour with Benji [Madden] and isn’t watching television and has not been on the Internet,” said the source. “But she’s already said she’s not too happy about it.”
That’s interesting, since Paris’ parents are big McCain supporters (even contributing recently to his presidential campaign). But it turns out Paris has chosen not to publicly state who she’s rooting for.
“She doesn’t consider herself a political figure, and so she does not appreciate being used in that way,” said the insider. “She’d prefer the candidates just leave her out of it.”

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Darby Gunpowder:
Welcome to the first installment of Celebrity Caricatures. Here at Derober, we hate celebrities, but these pics are too cool poke fun at -they speak for themselves. Roll your mouse over the photos to reveal the muse behind the face. Enjoy, and don’t forget to check out our homepage for the usual satire and T&A.

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Barack Obama:

“I will be the Democratic nominee for president.”

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Well it looks like Hillary isn’t wearing the pants after all. According to an Associated Press report, Barack Obama has finally won the democratic nomination by securing the necessary number of delegates. That means the war of special Olympic proportion is at an end. However, Hillary still hasn’t conceded. When reporters visited her camp, which just so happens to be her back yard, they asked if she was preparing to officially announce her concession. Hillary responded quickly by flinging her own poo at the reporters. She then proceeded to jump on her three wheelie bike where she peddled around the yard shouting profanities and flinging various glow in the dark tampons at the scared spectators. So I guess technically that’s a ‘no comment’ from Hillary’s camp at this juncture.

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John:
Halle Berry is probably going to vote for Obama. It’s science. Yesterday, Halle told the Philadelphia Daily News:

“I’ll do whatever he says to do,” actress Halle Berry said. “I’ll collect paper cups off the ground to make his pathway clear.”

Here at Derober, we take people at their word. And then make fun of those words. Paper cups, huh? She must really like the guy (we do too). And I can’t help but wonder what it would be like if Halle and Barack had a baby….

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