Derober

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Dee:
That’s right, Barron Hilton, Paris’ 18 year old brother was pulled over in Malibu at 8:30 AM just wasted.

This was AFTER he pulled into a 76 station and hit a gas station attendant, Fernando Pellez, with his car.

“I was knocked to the ground,” Pellez claims. “The Mercedes lost control as it was turning into the gas station and Barron got out of the car and he was totally drunk and couldn’t walk straight.”

Instead of having Barron recite the alphebet as a sobriety test, the police asked him to spell the word, “LAWSUIT.” Barron answered by spelling the word “FOURTHMEALTACOBELL. ”

John:
There are a number of problems I see here. The first of which is naming your child Barron. Literally translated Barron means Bully Target. Second, we all know the Easter Bunny has had a problem holding his liquor for years and he had a hand in this somehow. Third, midgets don’t exist. Everybody knows that. Also, his actual mugshot is below!

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