Blake Lively has no pants party

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John:
Blake Lively showed up to the David Letterman show and it looks like she forgot something. I’ve been reading some gossip blogs criticizing this bold move. Have you seen those legs? Those legs could end the war in the Middle East. Those legs could make peanut butter. I don’t know what that means but I’m sure it’s true. If those legs were wrapped around me, well, I’d be sure to take a picture and show it to all my friends because they wouldn’t believe me without photographic proof but the point is I’d be really happy. So very happy….Talk to me, Blake. Tell me how you feel. I want to be your man. And by ‘man’ I mean ‘person who has tons of sex with you.’

Blake Lively’s tit falls out despite guard dog

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John:
Apparently, Blake Lively thinks Gossip Girl is bigger than it is. She does her best here to imitate a real star, “like I saw on the TV once.” It’s an epic fail. I’ll say this, Blake does a great job hiding her face. And that’s really what’s important.

I want to shake the CW’s hand…with a rubber glove

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Darby Gunpowder:
The latest promos for the new season of Gossip Girl are racy, inappropriate, presumptuous, illegal in North Korea, and make me feel tingly inside. **Golf Clap**. The hit show’s 2nd Season shoots it’s load Sept 1, following the sexy August promotion that is sure to increase viewership and bloodflow. I haven’t been this excited about a show since Tara Reid’s performance in Jackie Treehorn’s “Logjammin”. For anyone who thinks these ads are a bad influence on children, I suggest those people stop procreating and move to North Korea. Boom, problem solved. Done.

Update: I am in love with Blake Lively