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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Now you’re speaking my language, Sarah. Tits equal sound fundamental politics in my book. In fact I’d say tits just took the lead for quickest way to win over my heart, narrowly edging out cooking a nice steak dinner. Alright so maybe Sarah Palin is not actually taking any part in the upcoming Nailin’ Paylin porno video (played by Lisa Ann who I think will be up for an academy award). However, she is the films’ inspiration which I think makes her partially liable. Anyways, finally finally I have a reason to give a damn about politics. From now on their should always be an easy-on-the eyes milf candidate running for office. BANG…the vote is passed, one to nothing.

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Some would say I’m a natural born nurturer. I just like to think I’m doing my part as an American citizen. Land of the free, indeed. Anyways, when you’re an American celebrity seeking press on a German talk show dressed like Helga the town whore you tend to look a little desperate. Don’t get me wrong those jugs are miraculous. Scientists are looking into whether they can help restore the polar ice caps. In the meantime, Salma, you are better than this. If you want the free press why don’t you just walk down the street in an outfit like this? Trust me, you’ll be cast in the next James Cameron movie in five minutes.

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Well Lindsay Lohan and her special lady friend Samantha Ronson (who reminds me of Pat) were spotted on the beaches of Los Cabos, Mexico. The two played Scrabble, spin the bottle, and discussed whether or not now was a good time to admit they’re gay. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. My dog is gay, and I love him like the son I’ll never have.

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
In case you haven’t heard, Hef’s hot whore girl next door Holly Madison high tailed and ran away from Hugh to make cocky, talentless, alien retard babies with Chriss Angel. That’s right, Hugh Hefner lost his girl to a magician. Somebody check my head for tumors. No one knows for sure if Holly found Chriss or if Chriss found Holly and stole her away but quite frankly who the f$ck cares? All I need to know, Hef, is…does that mean the Playboy mansion is back open for business?? Please, God make it so.

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Sarita Stella is NOT girl next door hot (doubleviking)
Ashley Russell now prowling Big Ten sidelines (bustedcoverage)
Atom Smasher activated and we’re not dead..yet (asylum)
Lindsay Lohan in fishnets…hot (dirtyrottenwhore)
Emmanuelle Chriqui sexy at Fashion Week (on205th)
Funniest Pepsi Ad EVER (tastybooze)
Francesca Lukasik so so sexy in bra and panties (hottestgirlsofmyspace)
Victoria Beckham working the new hair (celebwarship)
Rear of the year (agentbedhead)
Tampa Bay Buc cheerleaders are other worldly (donchavez)
‘Hamlet 2′–is it worth seeing??–Answer here… (Pink)

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