Bono vacations with 19 year-old hottie

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Anyway, last month, Bono and one of his musician buddies went down to St. Tropez in the south of France for some guy time. While there, they hung out with 19-year olds Andrea Feick and Hannah Emerson. Feick took some photos and posted them on her Facebook. Noticably absent from the photos, Bono’s wife. When asked if the relationship was physical, Feick replied,

“No…God no!’ (she laughed) God no! He’s a friend of mine and that’s pretty much it. I’m not going to get into details, but it’s a small world.”

What the f*ck does that even mean? ‘pretty much’, ‘not going into details’, ‘small world’… that’s just word salad. I’ll translate for everybody,

God! We pretty much f*cked the international waters out of each others while my best friend recorded all the details of Bono opening my small world…what a ride!

Bono shoots holiday commercial…or does he?

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So today I’m jogging up the ocean walk in Venice and guess what I see? Yep, it’s Bono filming a Budweiser Christmas Commercial with Matthew Lillard (Scream, Scooby Doo.) And they’re filming at the Venice Bistro! My favorite happy hour. So I sprint home and tell John to put on some pants and get his camera because ‘the Bono’ is having a friggin’ love-in at his happy hour place.

I put my pants on and run down to the beach… and there is The Bono, sitting on the patio waiting to shoot. But there is something off about ‘the Bono’, I swear. The assistant director tells me it’s Bono. The PA’s all assure me it’s Bono. Budweiser can surely afford the Bons. But why would Bono peep down at the chest of a 45 year-old woman? He wouldn’t! The Bono I know would never do that. Ever. It’s probably him. But I want to know what you think. We’ve included pictures and a video all shot by the Derobers.