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Dee:
Forbes has named Brad and Angelina’s boo, Shiloh Jolie-Pitt, the most influential boo on the planet. To determine their list, Forbes narrowed their list down and then turned to a marketing research firm for awareness data for the kids and consumer-appeal rankings for their celebrity parents. Pretty weak, Forbes.

Baby Shiloh released a press statement early this morning:

“When I got the news, I had just crapped my pants and was stewing in it when my nanny brought me the news. I was shocked to say the least. I thought Suri Cruise was a shoe-in. Suri just called me on my plastic PlaySchool phone to congratulate me. I’d like to thank my sponsors, Brad and Jen Angie, as well as Baby Gap. I’m going to Darfur on Monday to lend a hand. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to spit up on my nanny’s shoulder.”

For the entire list, check out DListed.

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Yes, it’s true, the Daily Mail claims that Brangolina are adopting yet another kid. A baby girl from Burma. I wonder how they go about selecting these “golden children”? Do they go by cuteness? Do they make the kids go through a Double Dare Physical Challenge? There are thousands of underprivileged children in 3rd world countries, so how do they choose -really? I personally think the choose by shaking and prodding them like fresh produce?

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