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Dee:
Last night, a psychiatrist was called to Britney’s home at 1:30 AM. The reasons for the call are still vague but one thing was clear, something was very wrong with Britney. The psychiatrist arrived to chat with Britney. Realizing Britney was not mentally fit, the shrink sloooowly reached for the bat-phone and hit UCLA med-center on speed dial. Britney was calm while they waited for the ambulance to show up but we’re just getting details of what happened once she got to the hospital and it’s not pretty. Continue Reading: Bat-Shit Brit goes bonkers. Details

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Disclaimer: this video is too long and too stupid -but it’s all we’ve got

This is a video of Brit being taken to the hospital after her psychiatrist called the authorities and had her committed. A ridiculous police escort as long as a football field, including helicopters, brought the pop star to her second home at the UCLA medical center. I live right around the corner from here and I was on my way home when I saw the motorcade. I thought, wow, must be someone special -like Burt Reynold’s or somethin’.

For any fans who want to add more chaos to this 3 Ring Circus, here is where Britney is located right now:

UCLA Medical Center

10833 Le Conte Ave # 22499, Los Angeles, CA

(310) 825-9111

10833 Le Conte Ave # 22499, Los Angeles, CA

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Photos courtesy of Perez Hilton and Daily Stab

Dee:
Shit has gone down again. At 9:30 PM Britney and Sam Lufti got in a very big fight. This fight continued until Britney was sitting on the curb outside her gated community crying while Sam continued his verbal assault. It’s best these things happen in public after all. Continue Reading: The many faces of Britney’s Monday night.

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Dee:
Surrounded by clingers-on and paparazzi, Britney Spears is unraveling… and she’s doing it in public. Advice? Hmph. A reporter once asked Bette Davis to dispense some advice for aspiring actresses coming to Hollywood. She thought about it for a second and said, “Always take Fountain.” More profound words were never uttered. Unfortunately, that advice is f*#^ing useless here.

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Next month’s issue of Blender features a pre-f@#*cked-my-life-up photo of Britney Spears. Ahh the good old days…
It doesn’t take a fifth grader to know that the human body in this photo IS NOT Brit. Derober found the exclusive body double that was used. We don’t know who the “model” is but can anyone spell Bengal?

I do give kudos to Blender for their ballsy cover copy, “How will it end?”

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