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Dee:
If Brit swiped this lighter in Iran, it would have been a whole nother story….too bad.
Unfortunately the owner of the gas station is not pressing charges for Britney’s lighter heist. The year is almost over and A Britney Spears’ mugshot would have put the cherry on top of a crazy year of celebrity arrests. According to SFGate.com, the story goes a little something like this:

“The singer, 26, had stopped at Chevron in Sherman Oaks, Calif., on Friday, when she grabbed the item on her way out of the store.

When alerted to her mistake by one of the paparazzi, Spears retorted: “I stole something. Oh, I’m bad!”

And despite her apparent confession, Chevron owner Jatinder Kaur is not planning to contact authorities over the issue.

He tells People.com, “Yes, Britney stole a blue lighter here last night. The lighter is $1.39. I’m hoping maybe the next time she comes back she will pay for it.”

Leo:
To make matters worse, Britney has a mystery illness which prevented her from making her court-ordered deposition early this morning. The real victims in all this are Britney’s two children. So sad.

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Dee:
Britney Spears celebrated her 26th birthday with on-again-off-again friend, Paris Hilton at the Scandinavian Style Mansion. It blows my mind that these 2 uber-stars can co-exist at the same place without generating some kind of spontaneous combustion. One of their heads WILL blow up one of these days, take my word for it. I digress. Lets not forget to make fun of Brit for raiding the wardrobe department of Narnia to steal the White Witches outfit for the event.

Leo:
Good one Dee. Not really. Brit’s sweet face was not retouched or altered -she really did pose like a f#@ktard in this pic. I say good for you Brit. The whole world scrutinizes your every move so I on the other hand, will cherish these last moments with you before you spin off the planet for good.

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Dee:
While looking at the gettotastic photo of Christina Aguilere posing nude with a very pregnant belly, in the new issue Marie Claire, it got us to thinking about the other great nude pregnancy pics of the past. There’s the notorious queen of controversy for her time, Demi Moore, being the first woman to pose without clothes while pregnant; and then there was the incomparably ludicrous Britney Spears posing nude while pregnant (one of the last times the public would view her in a favorable way). So we would like to know who does the public think is the best looking woman to pose nude while expecting???

Bob ‘The Bitch’
No contest, Demi Moore wins in a landslide. No other woman has multiple kids and still looks sexy 20 years later. Christina’s ghetto ass looks like she’s more into posing for herself than for her kid, and Britney…well lets just say she jumped in the insanity train months ago and she has been heading up that locomotive ever since.

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Dee:
This just in, Britney Spears is reportedly dating again. Who you ask, a writer, a director, a producer a…waiter? According to Life & Style Weekly the two have been dating privately for two whole weeks (how’d they pull that off). The man’s name is Death Michael Marchand and Life & Style reported, “Their chemistry was immediate. He’s very turned on by her.”
Wow, Britney couldn’t pick a better time to get back in the saddle. Drug allegations, child custody, money shortages…etc. Good luck though Brit.

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
So Brit has a new man on retainer, err I mean ‘They are enamored with each other’. It just goes to show you that even the world’s most out of control white trash, can still land a date if they’re loaded. Gee, life must be simple at the top.

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Dee:
Remember this cover? The innocence? And remember when Britney Spears talked constantly about saving herself for marriage? Remember? Um… bad news here. US Magazine is reporting that the promiscuous teenager had sex for the first time at age 14 with then boyfriend Reg Jones, the first “love” of her life.

John:
I feel betrayed. I want to go back 10 years and visit my old self, younger John, the one that had a huge crush on Britney. And I want to talk to him. I want to tell him Britney the innocent goddess is not real. She lost her virginity 27 years before I was even born. I want him to know so bad. So much time wasted…

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