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Darby Gunpowder:
Kentwood Louisiana woke up when mega-star Britney Spears showed up at her sister’s baby shower this past weekend. E! News did all the work for us again,

E! News has learned that mom and dad did all the cooking for the alcohol-free affair, which included fried chicken and chili.
Security was tight at Serenity, with police setting up a roadblock and checking IDs. By noon, only about 50 cars were allowed to enter, mostly filled with college-age men and women. There was no sign of Jamie Lynn’s baby daddy/fiancé, Casey Aldridge.

I’m calling bullshit that Mr and Mrs did all the cooking. Derober’s underage illegal immigrant camera boy caught Jamie Lynn and crony outside the local KFC loading their truck full of greasy goodness. This is another sure indicator that her closet-porker of a sister was in town. Get you some hauss!!!

Click here to check out Britney’s gut.

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John:
Britney Spears was working out at Bally’s in LA yesterday. She left the locker room in a towel to grab a drink of water. Boy, she must have been thirsty. But then we called Bally’s and confirmed that there are, “multiple water stations in the women’s locker room.”
Look at the those people huddled in the back. Christ, that’s comedy. You know exactly what they’re thinking… ‘I can’t wait to tell my friends about this. God, she really is crazy. I wish I had a camera.’

Britney now joins an elite group of crazies including Rachael Ray, Guy Who Thought it was a Pony, and Crazy Eddie (Sandusky intramural midget toss champion).

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John:
Britney Spears was working out at Bally’s in LA yesterday. She left the locker room in a towel to grab a drink of water. Boy, she must have been thirsty. But then we called Bally’s and confirmed that there are, “multiple water stations in the women’s locker room.”
Look at the those people huddled in the back. Christ, that’s comedy. You know exactly what they’re thinking… ‘I can’t wait to tell my friends about this. God, she really is crazy. I wish I had a camera.’

Britney now joins an elite group of crazies including Rachael Ray, Guy Who Thought it was a Pony, and Crazy Eddie (Sandusky intramural midget toss champion).

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Darby Gunpowder:
Britney Spears not only endorses Paris Hilton’s Wal-Mart quality ‘Bandit’ hair extensions, she uses them too! Britney claims they are sooo easy to install,

“After finally getting the box open, you simply place the hair on the bald spots, then cover your head with a potatoe sack. Then my manager Larry Rudolph throws a rabid squirrel inside the bag and it goes crazy. The squirrel is so excited to be puttin the hair in my hair, it does all the work for you. You know it’s done, when the Hungry Man dings on the microwave. Larry uses a baseball bat to whack the squirrel dead and when we take the sack off my head it’s all finished. Just like that -brand new hair. A quick shower gets all that blood out too.”

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Despite what OK magazine says about Britney Spears‘ recent rapid weight loss don’t be fooled. She still has a Buddha Belly. In this shot of Britney on the porch of her house you can clearly see the general swamp that is her stomach. Here’s a tip Britney. Put the cigarette down when you’re exercising. Despite common belief, this is a bad idea. And most importantly remember you can’t lose weight just by declaring you’ve lost it. The fat doesn’t fool that easily. And neither do we.

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