Britney Spears named to Maxim’s Hot 100

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John:
Maxim magazine kept a hammer lock on Worst Magazine Ever Ever by naming Britney Spears the #19 hottest woman on the planet. By comparison Sarah Marshall’s Mila Kunis is #81 and Emma Watson is #94. Maxim’s Editor said,

“… [Britney] still oozes genuine sexiness, and if anyone can make a comeback, it’s her.”

She oozes something that’s for sure. These photos were taken yesterday. Britney was smuggling watermelons out of a local Ralph’s restaurant when she remembered her cigarette addiction. The watermelons were taken back and cremated.

Britney Spears is a legit actress

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Darby Gunpowder:
I thought about watching Britney’s return to “How I Met Your Mother” but instead I decided to organize my sandbox. It’s a mess. My bulldozer is totally buried, my buckets are all over the place -I’m missing my plastic rake…like I said, a real mess. I did get a chance to read about the show while searching for unoriginal gossip to post on Derober today, and the critics praised Brit. They want to ask her back again! No shit. Considering the entire world is fascinated by this chick, you could put her on the Sunday closed-circuit church channel and atheists would tune in -with popcorn and a rosary.
I did find a clip from the show, which I did like. Doogie Howser basically tells Britney to “beat it geek”. Enjoy!

Britney makes cameo at sisters baby shower. How sweet.

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Darby Gunpowder:
Kentwood Louisiana woke up when mega-star Britney Spears showed up at her sister’s baby shower this past weekend. E! News did all the work for us again,

E! News has learned that mom and dad did all the cooking for the alcohol-free affair, which included fried chicken and chili.
Security was tight at Serenity, with police setting up a roadblock and checking IDs. By noon, only about 50 cars were allowed to enter, mostly filled with college-age men and women. There was no sign of Jamie Lynn’s baby daddy/fiancĂ©, Casey Aldridge.

I’m calling bullshit that Mr and Mrs did all the cooking. Derober’s underage illegal immigrant camera boy caught Jamie Lynn and crony outside the local KFC loading their truck full of greasy goodness. This is another sure indicator that her closet-porker of a sister was in town. Get you some hauss!!!

Click here to check out Britney’s gut.

There’s something wrong with the is picture…

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John:
Britney Spears was working out at Bally’s in LA yesterday. She left the locker room in a towel to grab a drink of water. Boy, she must have been thirsty. But then we called Bally’s and confirmed that there are, “multiple water stations in the women’s locker room.”
Look at the those people huddled in the back. Christ, that’s comedy. You know exactly what they’re thinking… ‘I can’t wait to tell my friends about this. God, she really is crazy. I wish I had a camera.’

Britney now joins an elite group of crazies including Rachael Ray, Guy Who Thought it was a Pony, and Crazy Eddie (Sandusky intramural midget toss champion).

There’s something wrong with this picture…

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John:
Britney Spears was working out at Bally’s in LA yesterday. She left the locker room in a towel to grab a drink of water. Boy, she must have been thirsty. But then we called Bally’s and confirmed that there are, “multiple water stations in the women’s locker room.”
Look at the those people huddled in the back. Christ, that’s comedy. You know exactly what they’re thinking… ‘I can’t wait to tell my friends about this. God, she really is crazy. I wish I had a camera.’

Britney now joins an elite group of crazies including Rachael Ray, Guy Who Thought it was a Pony, and Crazy Eddie (Sandusky intramural midget toss champion).