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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
I think this is what I saw rise to the water’s surface last time I went fishing with dynamite. The mere fact that Playboy would even consider letting Brooke Hogan pose in the nude for them leads me to one of two conclusions: one, that Playboy has gotten so bored of seeing gorgeous girls in the nude that they’ve decided to shake things up with a little butter face photoshoot; or two that Hugh Hefner has literally lost the ability of sight. I doubt it’s the ladder of the two based on his three girlfriends.

I can only imagine how excited Brooke must’ve been to read Playboy’s offer. “They…they think I’m sexy. OMG this is so super-sweet, now I can tell all my classmates that I AM sexy and they will believe me because Playboy wants to shoot me. Bitchin!” Little does Brooke know that in fact, no, her classmates will not believe that she’s hot. They’ll continue to call her ‘Miss Swamp Thing,’ and throw kickballs at her head while she’s crouched in the corner.

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Darby Gunpowder:
Brooke Hogan is the epitome of Wal-Mart-Hot. She has obviously surrounded herself with ass-sucking “Yes People” which gives her a false sense if hotness. It’s probably the same people who tell Mary-Kate she’s a perfect size. For the record, this is my first and last post about Brooke Hogan because I cannot contribute to her pseudo-fame any longer.

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John:
Ooooooh, that’s his daaaaughter. Now I get it. This is disgusting. The ONLY explanation I have for this is that Hulk thought he was sticking his Hulk-hands in his daughter’s friend’s ass (on left), something he’s done before. When he realized he was rogering his own daughter, Brooke, he Hulk-puked all over the place and apologized.

Apology not accepted.

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
For those of you who wake up most mornings and wonder what I do, ‘Does Brooke Hogan where a jock-strap?’, I’m here to re-assure you that you’re not alone. Maybe it’s the wide jaw with the dimpled chin. Or possibly the thick heavy-set thighs made for crushing garbage cans. Or quite possibly it could be that she’s actually a man. But whatever truth lies behind those eyes, she’ll always be ugly to me.

Dee:
Bob, first let me start by saying you’re an ass. And if you ever had a chance with Brooke Hogan (which you wouldn’t) you’d take it in a second. And though I normally get a kick out of your childish sense of humor, you crossed the line with the ‘man’ thing. Shame on you. Next time, don’t make fun of a person (or an object) you desperately need, no matter how ugly they are.

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