Guess the celebrity…Hint: It’s not Borat.

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I’ll give you all another hint, his name rhymes with John Mayer.

Teri Hatcher is a flaming bag of poo

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Leo:
Teri Hatcher attended the Dream Holloween Party for Children Affected by AIDS dressed as the scariest Queen of Hearts ever. Let’s just hope there were no children at this event. Not only do these kids have to deal with AIDS, now they have to deal with a psycho story book villain who’s famous lines include, “Off with their heads!” and umm “Off with their heads!”. Have no fear kids, the Derobers turned the tables on this wicked bitch. Sleep tight.

John:
Love Teri Hatcher, love ‘Housewives‘, love wicked bitches, love bags of flaming poo, but only on Wednesdays.

The brown bag is back. But who’s the lucky gal?

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Bob ‘The Bitch’ says:
Last night, in New York, at the Sundance Channel’s “ICONOCLASTS” Season 3 Celebration, our brown-bagger uncovered how she landed a roll in the upcoming ‘Batman: Dark Knight’ movie–she is a scarecrow. I mean, if a 747 plane flew into a field of corn I’m pretty sure this is what it would look like. Congrats, you’re truly scary.

John Says:
Oh,Bob, where do I begin? You obviously didn’t see Secretary. Maggie’s dirty-sexy gets channeled through a quirky face. So what? If you think Maggie deserves the bag, then please be kind enough to adorn all of your future female visitors in paper or plastic.

Leo says:
Bob: go take a short walk off a long cliff. For once I agree with John. Maggie G is the classic SEXY girl next door. Yes, she looks less than perfect in this pic, but I would never kick her out of the bed for eating crackers.