Derober

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Warning: Burt Reynolds will kick you if you steal his hair-piece. This is all true. According to Dailystab.com, the 71 year old stands by his threat to seriously kick whoever attempts to swipe his piece.
Reynolds tells Maxim magazine,

“I wear wigs once in a while. Sometimes I do, sometimes I don’t. It’s all a joke really. I always say, ‘If you can get it off my head before I kick all the air out of your body, let’s do that. One good thing, no matter how old I get, is that people say, ‘He’s crazy; he’ll kick you.’ I have that reputation, so I just stick with it.”

Derober is offering a $200 bounty to whoever snatches Burt Reynold’s wig*. This must be caught on tape and you must immediately give the toupee back to ol’ Burt before hell’s fury reigns down on you, your family, your unborn children, and God forbid the Derobers. We merely want to see if Burt lives up to his roundhouse kick claim. If he breaks your nose with his walker or cane, we are not responsible for this embarrassing incident. In fact, you may want to expunge the video evidence. Godspeed.

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