Matthew McConaughey has sex

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It’s true -the once, ‘World’s Most Eligible Bachelor’ is gonna be a baby’s daddy. Matthew McConaughey will now pass his proverbial diaper down to a little surfer dude or dudet in about 6 months. His “super-model” girlfriend of a year, Camila Alves is the perpetrator. Matthew writes in his blog,

“Got some blessed news,” the onetime Sexiest Man Alive posted in his online journal Tuesday. “My girlfriend Camila and I made a baby together. It’s 3 months growin in her womb and all looks healthy and lively so far. We are stoked and wowed by this miracle of creation and this gift from God, and so excited for the adventure that will come in raising this child, being a mother and a father and shepherding him or her through this life.” Wish us the best, keep us in your prayers, and God bless evolution.”

Matty finally moved out of his mobile home into a 10 million buckaroo Malibu mansion to prepare for the science experiment baby.