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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
If you live your life vicariously through Star Wars like me this will come as a shock to you. In an interview for a British TV special, Carrie Fisher admitted to having an affair with Harrison Ford while on the set of Star Wars: A New Hope. According to Carrie:

“I went on the film saying ‘I’m going to have an affair’, like it was a kiwi, an exotic fruit — because I’d never had one!” She adds: “I had a crush on Harrison for sure. Harrison is great fun when he’s had a few drinks.”
Shaking her head and saying: “I’m going to get in so much trouble,” she adds: “Once I left the room and came back and he was in the closet not wearing a lot of clothes.”

This really changes things for me. Now I know why the scene in Empire Strikes Back when Leia declares that she loves Han he only replies “I know.” He didn’t want Carrie to get any ideas that things would progress past that night. When you’re a player like Ford this is standard issue stuff. You have to let the babies know that all this man can’t be held in one place. It has to be spread all over the world until the well runs dry.

Thank you Han, for spreading your greatness over us all.