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Let Bruce Wayne teach you the ways of the women (doubleviking)
Tila Tequila cleavage is tit-trainwreck (dirtyrottenwhore)
Greatest shamings in rap history (asylum)
Hottest female in the world is a golfer!!! (bustedcoverage)
Megan Fox’s new dark look (0n205th)
Fat chick gets face planted into mud video (donchavez)
Jessica Alba OK! mag baby pics (pink)
Hot chicks in bikinis on boats..check please (loserswithsocks)
More on Christian Bale’s extortioners..I mean family (celebwarship)
Boy wants to be hardcore but mom won’t let him (yepyepgibbs)

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Darby Gunpowder:
Christian Bale was arrested in London today in connection with assault charges brought against him by his mother and sister. Bale is still being questioned by police and has yet to release a statement. If this is true, he’s a real dick.
Update:
He has handed himself into police voluntarily over the mysterious domestic feud.
He went to Belgravia police station in central London earlier today and is still there, being held in custody.
When asked if Bale had been arrested, a police spokesman said “A 34-year-old man attended a central London police station this morning by appointment and was arrested in connection with an allegation of assault. He currently remains in custody.”
His family is not talking.

Innocent until proven guilty, but this still tarnishes the ol’ reputation. I can’t imagine someone on top of the world being angry enough to bitch slap anyone, let alone family, let alone women, let alone your mom and sister. Dick.

Update: I loved Dark Knight!!!

UPDATE UPDATE
The so called ‘Assault’ case is not over physical abuse but rather verbal abuse (which is considered assault in the UK). Are you kidding me, if that was the case I’d be the verbal version of Jack the Ripper. Grow up England. This is America, and we don’t give a shit about hurt feelings.

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
It’s official. In perhaps one of the most astonishing moves since Nixon resigned from office, Christian Bale has just signed on to play the heroic human leader John Connor in three (count em three) new Terminator movies. In fact filming has already begun on the first of the three movies entitled Terminator Salvation: The Future Begins. It is slated to be released May 22, 2009–Judgment Day (for me anyways). Victor Kubicek of the film company Halcyon, said about Bale he is “really an actor’s actor, so we’re very proud. Christian was our first choice and he’s a big fan of The Terminator, so we’re very lucky. But with Batman he’s already done the whole franchise thing, so we weren’t sure he’d respond.”

Apparently the script was love at first paycheck sight for Bale. As for Arnold, there is still no word yet on whether or not he will even play a role in the upcoming films. But the burning question still remains, do people still have internet porn in the future or have they had to resort to their imagination and cannibalism?

Don’t think about that too hard.

For more on Megan Fox topless. Why you ask?? I ask why not?

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