Christian Bale goes bat-sh#$ crazy on set of Terminator: Salvation

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
If anyone ever wondered what Batman was like on his downtime, this would be your answer. I believe you would find his behavior in the dictionary under neo-Nazism. Or to the layman–fiery douchebag. And that hurts me to say, believe me. I watched Batman Begins 138 times the week it came out on DVD, and that was only cause I was busy that week. But when you lose your gourd on the director of photography on the set of your new movie, uttering the F-word 37 times in 3 minutes 45 seconds, people tend to take notice. Specifically the DP and his little sound guy buddies who recorded the whole thing. You think after that day they didn’t whisper to each other, “I got that sh#t on tape…whoops.” Huh, Christian, I guess those production guys actually care for one another. In fact, I think when they want to say f#$k you back they are capable of doing it in a big way. Score one for the little man. The internet, ahhh, dip your toes in it folks. It is glorious.

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Wayne the player, Megan Fox goes dark, hot chicks, more juice please…

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Christian Bale arrested for assaulting mom and sister

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Darby Gunpowder:
Christian Bale was arrested in London today in connection with assault charges brought against him by his mother and sister. Bale is still being questioned by police and has yet to release a statement. If this is true, he’s a real dick.
Update:
He has handed himself into police voluntarily over the mysterious domestic feud.
He went to Belgravia police station in central London earlier today and is still there, being held in custody.
When asked if Bale had been arrested, a police spokesman said “A 34-year-old man attended a central London police station this morning by appointment and was arrested in connection with an allegation of assault. He currently remains in custody.”
His family is not talking.

Innocent until proven guilty, but this still tarnishes the ol’ reputation. I can’t imagine someone on top of the world being angry enough to bitch slap anyone, let alone family, let alone women, let alone your mom and sister. Dick.

Update: I loved Dark Knight!!!

UPDATE UPDATE
The so called ‘Assault’ case is not over physical abuse but rather verbal abuse (which is considered assault in the UK). Are you kidding me, if that was the case I’d be the verbal version of Jack the Ripper. Grow up England. This is America, and we don’t give a shit about hurt feelings.

Judgment Day just got a whole lot sexier

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
It’s official. In perhaps one of the most astonishing moves since Nixon resigned from office, Christian Bale has just signed on to play the heroic human leader John Connor in three (count em three) new Terminator movies. In fact filming has already begun on the first of the three movies entitled Terminator Salvation: The Future Begins. It is slated to be released May 22, 2009–Judgment Day (for me anyways). Victor Kubicek of the film company Halcyon, said about Bale he is “really an actor’s actor, so we’re very proud. Christian was our first choice and he’s a big fan of The Terminator, so we’re very lucky. But with Batman he’s already done the whole franchise thing, so we weren’t sure he’d respond.”

Apparently the script was love at first paycheck sight for Bale. As for Arnold, there is still no word yet on whether or not he will even play a role in the upcoming films. But the burning question still remains, do people still have internet porn in the future or have they had to resort to their imagination and cannibalism?

Don’t think about that too hard.

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