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Dee:
In case you haven’t heard, Nicole Richie and Christina Aguilera both just gave birth to babies over the weekend. Christina birthed a beautiful baby boy named Max Liron. Max is actually a white baby but we just watched ‘Soul Plane’ and fell in love with Snoop Dog all over again. Nicole birthed a satanic darling baby girl named Harlow Winter Kate Madden. The two parents are still in the midst of negotiating a potential baby-swap.

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
I’d take Leroy. He will grow up to host his own successful reality TV show entitled Call Me White and I’ll Call You Dead . The show will go into syndication and firmly cement his status as the richest man ever to have been birthed by a mountain goat.

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Location: NY
Place: Houston’s Restaurant on 54th and 3rd
Storyteller: Michael O.

“I don’t work at Houston’s anymore so here goes. One day, our greeter got a call from Christina’s people saying she was coming in. When she got there, the manager freaked out and told me I had the honor of waiting on her. I could have cared less, I’m not impressed by celebrities because I consider myself to be a star. Continue Reading: Exclusive: Is X-Tina a good tipper? Her waiter for 2 years tells all.

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Photo courtesy of perezhilton.com

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Dee:
While looking at the gettotastic photo of Christina Aguilere posing nude with a very pregnant belly, in the new issue Marie Claire, it got us to thinking about the other great nude pregnancy pics of the past. There’s the notorious queen of controversy for her time, Demi Moore, being the first woman to pose without clothes while pregnant; and then there was the incomparably ludicrous Britney Spears posing nude while pregnant (one of the last times the public would view her in a favorable way). So we would like to know who does the public think is the best looking woman to pose nude while expecting???

Bob ‘The Bitch’
No contest, Demi Moore wins in a landslide. No other woman has multiple kids and still looks sexy 20 years later. Christina’s ghetto ass looks like she’s more into posing for herself than for her kid, and Britney…well lets just say she jumped in the insanity train months ago and she has been heading up that locomotive ever since.

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