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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
This is what falling off the wagon at ‘ludicrous speed’ looks like. Ok, ok, so allegedly Colin Farrell is losing all this weight for a new movie role. But that still begs the question how did he lose all the weight? He looks like Death if Death were late for a meeting and had to throw on a spare piece of Ghandi’s skin. You know God hates you when Death shows up for briefings stoned, sans skin.

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John:
Actors Johnny Depp, Colin Farrell and Jude Law are leaving for Vancouver to take the place of Heath Ledger in the film The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus. The three stars will share Ledger’s character of Tony, the love interest in the Terry Gilliam-directed fantasy film about a traveling theater troupe that offers audience members a chance to go beyond reality through a magical mirror.
The Derobers were sent an image of the original Imaginarium last night and have synergized the image into a more relevant pop-incarnation. You will find this photo nowhere else. Click on thumb for the full image. As ever, Heath, you are missed.