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John:
The soon-to-be king of late night goes under the digital knife all the time. I don’t know who his midget is there in the photo or why he’s wearing Conan’s king crown. I’ll do some digging and get back to you guys when he’s dead.

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
It has recently been reported that Conan ‘ginger’ O’brien is slated to take over Jaba the Leno’s hosting duties on the Tonight Show next year. And Jay isn’t going quietly into the night. According to The New York Times, the late night king has quietly been offered a deal with the following details:

Sony Pictures Television has made an approach through intermediaries to let Mr. Leno and his representatives know that as soon as he is allowed to discuss his next move, the studio will make him a rich offer for a syndicated late-night show that would make him the highest-paid host in late-night television, put his name on a new theater on the Sony lot and give him a financial interest in Sony music artists who appear on his show.

All sounds good in theory, however, Jay apparently isn’t in it for the money (somewhere in Somalia a man just flipped inside out). Jay wants to continue on as the host of the Tonight Show and finish out his run at his own pace. Touching story really, but I’ve just gotten word from the Somali National Press that the man who’s entrails are now on the outside is threatening to sue for punitive damages. So get out your petty cash, Jay. You have another ticket to pay.

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Dee:
It’s official, late night talk show host and friend to the working man, Dave Letterman, has reached an agreement with the writer’s guild. As a member of the WGA himself and the owner and producer of his own show he was able to negotiate an independent contract with the WGA. In addition, Conan O’Brien and Jay Leno are also expected to return to television this January 2…but without a writing staff. Good luck to all three in ’08!

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Conan and Jay are going to do the show without a writing staff? Are you kidding me, that’s like rowing without a paddle, basting without a turkey, jerking without a hand. And lets remember that a wookie on Endor does NOT make sense!! But hats off to Dave for not only paying his writing staff’s salary for months, but for reaching an agreement with them as well.

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Dee:
Psycho stalker -and priest, Rev. David Ajemian was arrested for maliciously stalking Conan O’Brien and his family. After being denied access to a taping of Conan, the priest sent a note saying,

“Is this the way you treat your most dangerous fans?”…”I want a public confession before I ever consider giving you absolution — or a spot on your couch.”

who signed the notes “Padre”.

Leo:
I’m a big Conan fan myself. Maybe I should start stalking Conan to fill the void in his life…