Danica Patrick wins Indy race…I smell sponsorship

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John:
Danica Patrick won the Japan 300 on Sunday to become the first female to ever win an Indy race, a major athletic milestone. Back in her hometown of Roscoe, Illinois the entire city got wasted and then celebrated by driving really fast. Tanner Dawson’s farm suffered extensive ‘donut damage’ while the town’s only bar, The Poison Ivy Pub, was run over by a monster truck.

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