David Beckham is a monster tipper

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(Thanks for the great story and picture, Claudia)

Celebrity / Athlete: David Beckham
Location: Culver City, CA
Place: Joxer Daily’s Pub

Imagine waiting tables at the local pub in LA and David Beckham walks in. (Wet yourself) Now imagine him leaving a $900 tip on $100 bill -after you tell him HE is NOT your favorite player…
This happened recently to an unsuspecting waitress at Joxer Daily’s Pub. Here’s her story,

I’m a former bartender at Joxer Daily’s. Sorry I waited so long to submit my story but I would have been poor form to discuss this while I was working there. It was early November when a few boys from the LA Galaxy came to the Pub. They come in from time to time because the crowd at Joxer’s knows their football and nobody treats the boys too special.
The Galaxy had just played Hollywood United F.C. for charity to benefit victims of the LA wildfires. Troy Roberts and Landon Donovan came in first. Everybody loves Landon. He’s always nice to everybody when he comes in. Nobody suspected for a moment that Becks would ever show up. Then after about 20 minutes, Beckham himself walked in! Continue Reading: David Beckham is a monster tipper

Guess what’s attached to Beckham’s strong arm?

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Photo credit: Daily Stab (thanks Kelly!)
John:
Here’s another lesson in don’t f#ck with celebrity’s kids. The whole Beckham clan went out to Pink’s in Los Angeles for hot dogs to celebrate Posh’s birthday. Then this guy with a camera got too close to Poppa Bear’s cub and found out what it’s like to piss off a professional athlete. I have to admit, this picture has made me laugh all day. It’s just whimsical light humor the whole family can enjoy…where are my drugs? Bob! Have you seen my drugs?

David Beckham scores first goal in MLS

Darby Gunpowder:
Nearly 5000 years after starting with the MLS, David Beckham has finally scored his first goal (in league play -not tournament). Here’s a list of things that happened while Becks was in a, ahem, drought:

-Dinosaurs went extinct
-Leif Erickson discovered America (not Columbus)
-Television was invented by Filo Farnsworth from Fort Wayne Indiana
-The bikini was invented by an angel from heaven
-SEARS sold vibrating massagers and housewives bought them for other uses
-We found Waldo (having sex with Carmen Sandiego)
-Richard Grieco was born
-Robert Goulet died
-Posh Spice was unplugged and set free into the human world as a Dharma experiment
-Derober.com was launched
-David Beckham scores his first MLS soccer goal

Is David Beckham a good tipper?

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John:
Thanks for the great story, Claudia.
Location: Culver City, CA
Place: Joxer Daily’s Pub

I’m a former bartender at Joxer Daily’s. Sorry I waited so long to submit my story but I would have been poor form to discuss this while I was working there. It was early November when a few boys from the LA Galaxy came to the Pub. They come in from time to time because the crowd at Joxer’s knows their football and nobody treats the boys too special.
The Galaxy had just played Hollywood United F.C. for charity to benefit victims of the LA wildfires. Troy Roberts and Landon Donovan came in first. Everybody loves Landon. He’s always nice to everybody when he comes in. Nobody suspected for a moment that Becks would ever show up. Then after about 20 minutes, Beckham himself walked in! Continue Reading: Is David Beckham a good tipper?

Becks having an affair with puppet, Madame

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Photos courtesy of perezhilton.com

Dee:
The Beckhams are seen here leaving a New Year’s Eve celebration at Claridge’s in London’s Mayfair section. Posh’s getup reminds me of a certain Wayland Flowers’ puppet, Madame. I give it 2 thumbs up! However, the spray tanner who glazed her Hasbro body forgot a coat of orange dye on her face.