Breaking: Seattle woman claims David Copperfield raped her.

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John Says:
The accuser claims that David raped her when she was in the Bahamas. She waited to get back to the states to file a report. The FBI raided one of Copperfield’s warehouses in Las Vegas that Copperfield calls ‘The museum of conjuring.’ There, authorities discovered almost 2 million dollars in cash! Wow. The story is still developing. We’ll keep you posted. We hope he is found innocent because we can’t make rape jokes at Derober. There’s no humor in that.